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Hire Jim Essian is a satirical blog that is written under the pseudonym Bad Kermit. The blog was originally titled Fire Lou Piniella, but because the writer was unable to get the domain name from some cybersquatters, a naming contest was held.

Bad Kermit had a blog in 2006 named Fire Dusty Baker, and after the firing of Dusty Baker in October 2006, he had to open a new blog. Since Lou Piniella was newly hired, he felt naming his blog Fire Lou Piniella would be a tongue-in-cheek way to promote his blog.

The site does not seem to honestly advocate the re-hiring of Jim Essian, who skippered the Cubs for much of 1991.

Among the features of the blog was a countdown of The Bottom 126 Cubs of My Time, in which Bad Kermit lists a number of players he disliked for a variety of reasons. In fact, the list contains nearly 150 players, but Bad Kermit named it the Bottom 126 because he originally came up with a list of 126 bad players in a short period of time. This feature was a parody of Al Yellon's 100 Greatest Players in Chicago Cubs History.

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Hire Jim Essian's | The Bottom 126 Cubs Players of My Time

1. Todd Hundley | 2. Neifi Perez | 3. Alex Gonzalez | 4. LaTroy Hawkins | 5. Fred McGriff | 6. Corey Patterson | 7. Mel Rojas | 8. Jeff Blauser | 9. Antonio Alfonseca | 10. Juan Pierre | 11. Shawn Estes | 12. Felix Heredia | 13. Julian Tavarez | 14. Kyle Farnsworth | 15. Mark Prior | 16. Kent Mercker | 17. Moises Alou | 18. Dave Veres | 19. Jose Macias | 20. Lenny Harris | 21. Jose Hernandez | 22. Jacque Jones | 23. The Unnamed Pitchers of the 90s | 24. Freddy Bynum | 25. Jerry Hairston, Jr. | 26. Scott Williamson | 27. Tony Womack | 28. Andy Pratt | 29. Will Ohman | 30. Phil Nevin | 31. Jeff Fassero | 32. Ronny Cedeño | 33. Brant Brown | 34. Roosevelt Brown | 35. Jason Dubois | 36. Wade Miller | 37. Mark Guthrie | 38. Sergio Mitre | 39. Juan Cruz | 40. Gabor Paul II Bako | 41. Ryan Dempster | 42. Mike Remlinger | 43. Glendon Rusch | 44. Nomar Garciaparra | 45. Gary Matthews, Jr. | 46. Matt Clement | 47. Gary Gaetti | 48. Bobby Hill | 49. Benito Santiago | 50. Jerome Williams | 51. Roberto Novoa | 52. David Kelton | 53. Todd Wellemeyer | 54. Shane Andrews | 55. Darrin Jackson | 56. Frank DiPino/Terry Francona | 57. John Mabry | 58. Curtis Wilkerson | 59. Hee Seop Choi | 60. Cesar Izturis | 61. Rick Wilkins | 62. Jon Garland | 63. Augie Ojeda | 64. Jerome Walton | 65. Jae Kuk Ryu | 66. Todd Hollandsworth | 67. Karl "Tuffy" Rhodes | 68. Willie Greene | 69. Michael Tucker | 70. Damon Berryhill | 71. Jon Leicester | 72. Mitch Webster | 73. Curtis/Tom Goodwin | 74. Jody Gerut | 75. Jim Sundberg | 76. Steve Buechele | 77. Darren Lewis | 78. Rey Ordonez | 79. Marvell Wynne | 80. Tyler Houston | 81. Amaury Telemaco | 82. Kevin Roberson | 83. Damian Jackson | 84. Doug Dascenzo | 85. Ismael Valdez | 86. Matt Karchner | 87. Jeff Huson | 88. Jose Nieves 89. Ross Gload | 90. Chad Hermansen | 91. Luis Salazar | 92. Mike Hubbard | 93. Delino DeShields | 94. Matt Lawton | 95. Howard Johnson | 96. Rondell White | 97. Turk Wendell | 98. Ray King | 99. Gary Scott | 100. Steve Rain | 101. Kevin Orie | 102. Rey Sanchez | 103. Francis Beltran | 104. Paul Noce | 105. Enrique Wilson | 106. Ruben Quevedo | 107. Damon Buford | 108. Brooks Kieschnick | 109. Damian Miller | 110. Scott Bullett | 111. Rick Aguilera | 112. Chad Meyers | 113. Gary Varsho | 114. Jason Bere 115. Troy O'Leary | 116. Chico Walker | 117. Rick Wrona | 118. Leo Gomez | 119. Chris Stynes | 120. Dan Plesac | 121. Robert Machado | 122. Julio Zuleta | 123. Todd Zeile | 124. Chad Fox | 125. Adam Greenberg | 126. Sandy Martinez

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